Category Archives: My Job

Colorado Snow Melt

Road to Pearl Pass

My job occasionally brings me surprises.

I carry paying guests wherever it is they want to go by passenger van or 4WD SUV. Sometimes the guests are famous, politically important, or behind-the-scenes-billionaires. Most often they are regular folk on vacation to a nice resort or local people headed in or out of town via distant airport.

The best surprises are the ones like I got today. I took a couple of guides and their customers way up into the Elk Mountain Range so they could go climb a 14′er, which is a mountain summit that is at least 14,000 feet above sea level. Just so you know, their climb was actually about 3,100 feet. (We live at about 7,000 feet and drove up to about 11,000 feet.) Still, a tough climb no doubt.

(As for little ol’ me, I take the Mark Twain philosophy toward such extreme exercise. When I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it passes.)

We reached the designated parking spot, high on the rocky, rutted dirt road, and I was presented with the wonderful surprise of the view you see above. For me, this is way more interesting and impressive than toting a famous person around.

I waited about seven hours for the hikers to return. During that time, after snoozing off the urge to exercise, I took the opportunity to give a good hard look at this waterfall while I sat on a stump. I wondered how many gallons I had watched pass by, how many drops. I wondered how long it had been in existence among these very old mountains. I wondered how long it would be before any particular molecule of that water would find its way back to the top of this mountain as snow, and melt again for another journey. I wondered if those hikers were still breathing at this altitude as I sat comfortably on my stump wondering…nary a heaving breath taken.

Eventually, I sketched it of course. I wonder stuff and I sketch stuff. Go figure.

I’m glad we humans can sketch and draw stuff. Sitting alone up there, with nothing to do but wonder, having begun sliding down a slippery slope of wondering as I had, I’d have gone barking mad no doubt if not for sketching the scene. Not a pretty thing for the hikers to see upon their return, a barking mad driver. So sketching, painting, writing, reading…these things all serve a valuable purpose you see. They help us maintain our sanity.

 

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Bear Skull

Bear Skull

Bear Skull

Sketch Text:
My boss killed a bear. My boss field dressed the bear. My boss skinned the bear and hauled it out of the wilderness in pieces (300lbs.). My boss cut the bear up into steaks, sausage, etc. so it could be eaten. My boss eats the bear.

My boss is a G-I-R-L. Yes!…a girl! And she is married!

Imagine if you will, what her husband must think about while falling asleep at night after a spat over not taking out the garbage or vacuuming the house…

I’d bet he is a very light sleeper, uh-huh.

(f.y.i. – I do my best to stay on my boss’s good side.)

 

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Secret Agent Dude A-7

Secret Agent Dude

Secret Agent Dude

Sketch Text:
Last weekend marked the end of the summer season in regards to the work I do. We always serve this rather secretive group that has been coming to Aspen this time of year for the last 23 years. Our company provides the transportation for some 250 people in attendance. I could tell you the name of this annual event…but I’d have to hunt you down and terminate you :-)

So this year, a major political foreign figure was in attendance and I was assigned the duty of hauling the luggage under the supervison of the Secret Service. Yes, the Secret Service.

For two days, I was a Secret Agent Dude…disguised as a lowly Luggage Van Driver Dude. You never would have recognized me. I was asked ordered to swallow a voice altering device which remained in my body for the duration of the assignment. No longer did I possess the calming lilt so characteristic of us Southern Gents. Instead, my voice was distinctly French…the only disappointment of the entire duty.

Thankfully, I’m now back to normal. Frenchness does not suit me.


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